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[Herthafan]

Während zwei Jungs in einem Park Fussball spielen, wird der eine plötzlich von einem Rottweiler angegriffen und ins Bein gebissen. Der andere Junge nimmt sofort einen Stock, steckt ihn in das Halsband des Hundes und während er den Stock so dreht, bricht er der Bestie das Genick, welche darauf das Bein endlich los lässt. Ein Journalist, der das Geschehen gerade verfolgt hat, rennt sofort zu dem Jungen um ihn zu interviewen und schreibt in sein Notebook:
"Hertha Fan rettet durch Heldentat seinen Kollegen, der von einer wilden Bestie angegriffen worden ist"
Der Junge:
"Aber ich bin doch gar kein Hertha Fan"
"St.Pauli Fan befreit Kollege von einem Hundebiss"
"Aber ich bin auch kein St.Pauli Fan..."
"Ja für welche Mannschaft bist du dann??"
"FC Energie Cottbus!"
"Asozialer roter erwürgt Welpen!"
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"Feminismus existiert nur, um häßliche Frauen in die Gesellschaft zu integrieren." (Charles Bukowski)

[netnut]

Hohoho... Das ist ja schon hart... aber...

[rikard]

Hah echt geil ob wohl ich nicht Fussball spielen mag heh

[helen]

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