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[Herthafan]

In Deutschland ist ein Autofahrer auf der Autobahn in einem Stau stecken geblieben. Plötzlich klopft jemand ans Seitenfenster.... Er lässt die Scheibe runter und fragt: Was ist los???
Darauf der Polizist mit ernster und erregter Stimme: Gangster haben die Fussballmannschaft von Schalke 04 entführt. Sie verlangen 10Mio € Lösegeld, ansonsten, wollen sie den Bus mit Benzin übergießen und verbrennen! Aha, erwidert der Autofahrer. Der Polizist wiederholt: Verstehen sie? Wir gehen nun von Auto zu Auto um zu sammeln...
Da fragt der Autofahrer: Und wieviel geben die Leute so im Durchschnitt?
Der Polizist: "Etwa 5 Liter Benzin!"

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Warum ist es eigentlich falsch zu sagen DUMMER SCHALKEFAN???
......... Man sagt ja auch nicht TOTE LEICHE
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